Thursday, 11 March 2010

Bananazis

It was a relief that the English Defence League march of 80 Save-The-Queen-singing-hoodlums were kettled in by the police. For their own well-being, three lines of police provided protection from the impressive 1500-strong glasgow counter-march.
However, most alarming and distressing were the 6 nazi bananas ("Bananazis") who apparently dodged the police's tactically hermetic structures. They ran amok through the streets, assaulting a single isolated carrot. They were heard shouting "Britain has a proud yellow heritage" and there's "no place here for straight orange genes". The carrot was repeatedly pummeled and even ran for refuge into Argyle Shopping Centre followed by chants of "Root them Out! Root them out!". More sinister threats of the carrot being "Diced" or "julienned" were also reported.
This is not the first non-banana to be victimised: some carrots feature on EDL's hitlist website "www.redwatchonline.org" and have been attacked in their homes as a result.

Saturday, 19 April 2008

Edinburgh Gaggle - fossil fools day


http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2008/04/395268.html

Sunday, 23 March 2008

Clown Outing on the day for Fools:

Call for Clown Outing on the day for Fools:

Fossil Fools Days.

There will be a clown mischief-making outing on the Tuesday 1st of April.

There was talk about us being the Foosil Fools, hungry for hi-carbon-consumption, and thirsting for oozy oily substances… Talk of being travelling, probably in our own personal plane, flown in fresh from Paisley, with many a suitcase that could get in the way of doorways…

There has been mention of Glasgow tour visiting Petrol Stations, Oyal Bank of Scotland, Flight Centres and stop off for a tad of shopping in City Centre.

Envelopping story, costumes and props yet to be decided and finalised…..

So……

If you want to join in, we are scheming our interactions with the outside world at Lansdowne Church (opposite Kelvinbridge underground), this Sunday 23rd at 4 pm (probably lasting an hour or so).

........................ to be unleashed Tuesday 1st April, daytime, sometime.
(for those who can't be part of the Fossil Fools Chapter, Thursday Sessions always have the heavy creaky Church door wide open for you….)

Friday, 22 February 2008

Re: Big Freeze in Edinburgh

The organisers on the Couch surfing website have changed plans slightly to
cater for the 1000+ people who are expected.

The UPDATE is now 2:30pm meet in front of the Scotch Monument, we'll have
a briefing and see how many people are showing up. From there, we'll
decide to have the freeze be down Rose St or in Princes St Gardens.

couch surfing forum

Tuesday, 19 February 2008

The Edinburgh Waverley BIG FREEZE
Sunday, February 24, 2008
2:00pm - 3:35pm
Edinburgh Waverley Station

"We're going to do this Edinburgh style!

This will show you what it's all about:
Link

Here's the link to the message board discussing it:

couchsurfing

This is what we're doing:

2pm meet at The Standing Order (lots of space because there are going to
be SO many of us!!)
3:15pm, meet the rest of the gang on the corner of Princes St and Waverly
Bridge (the corner by Costa Coffee) for a briefing and figure out what on
Earth we're doing. :)

Go into the station just before 3:30, freeze at 3:30, unfreeze at 3:35.
Got it?

And of course we'll go for a pint afterwards.

Map to The Standing Order:

map


Sunday, 10 February 2008

WEEKEND TRAINING IN CREATIVE ACTIVISM

WEEKEND TRAINING IN CREATIVE ACTIVISM
Clownesque Techniques, Physical Theatre & Political Performance with
Glasgow Kiss

Saturday March 15 & Sunday March 16, 10am - 5pm
Carnival Arts Centre, 34 Albion St, Glasgow
please email me to book a place if you want to come!

throughout the weekend, we are hoping to touch on a variety of
techniques, including elements of the Rebel Clown training, other
clown techniques, physical theatre and perhaps forum theatre. It will
be challenging & is for people who want to explore different ways of
using our bodies and minds for nonviolent civil disobedience and
creative colourful ways of alternative living. And it will be
interactive - not just "us" teaching "you", but us all going through
an exciting group process together. And of course it will be a weekend
full of joy, outrageous silliness and frivolous fun. Bring on the
Carnival!

And the training is only the beginning... It is meant to stimulate an
excitement in creative activism, to be explored further in subsequent
practice. We'd like to develop a think tank on how to effectively
apply these techniques in social, environmental & political activism
(so it's not "just" a theatre workshop!!) - we will be having an open
meeting on this at the end of the workshop.
Let's start now - if you want to take part in the weekend and have any
ideas or hopes about what you want to get out of it, please email us!

If enough people are interested, we could extend the weekend until
Sunday evening or Monday morning to all go out together and putting
play into practice. To be followed up by more weekends like this to go
deeper? - exciting potential!

- please remember to book a place so that we get a rough ideas of
numbers, and please come only if you can make the full weekend
training. if you can't make both days for exceptional reasons, please
contact us.
- the training is absolutely free! Only bring your enthusiasm. If you
need a place to stay in Glasgow overnight, we should be able to
arrange floor space if you let us know in advance.
- please forward to people that you think might be interested

http://www.the-swarm.co.uk/
www.glasgowkiss.org uk

Sunday, 3 June 2007

Manufacturing Mischief, June 10, Forest Cafe, Edinburgh


MANUFACTURING MISCHIEF

Roll up, Roll up
For a One Day Training
In Titillating Tactics
Of Interactive Politics and
Radical Play

Brought to you by the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army

Creating a common language for activist and allies



www.glasgowkiss.org.uk

www.clownarmy.org
www.the-swarm.co.uk


SUNDAY the 10th of June

Fall-in at 10am, Fall-apart at 5pm
12 places only- please email to reserve at neepboy@yahoo.co.uk

then

7-9pm visuals and intervention for the pleasure of General Public, all welcome

The Forest Cafe.
3 Bristo Place.
Edinburgh. EH1 1EY.
telephone:. 0131-220 4538